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November 4, 2008

LoJack Undies Lets You Keep Tabs On Your Slutty Partner's Privates

'Find me if you can' GPS-enabled Lingerie

Let's be honest here: if things are so bad you've got to resort to GPS technology in order to find out where your lady-friend's private parts have been, you've got much, much bigger relationship problems to deal with. But Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio is betting that people are willing to part with $800 to $1000 in order to track their partner's nocturnal escapades, and has released a special line of lingerie that comes equipped with a concealed GPS tracking system.

Officially called the "Find me if you can" lingerie line, Lucia Lorio says the set includes a lacy bodice, faux pearl collar, and a bikini bottom that has a GPS device embedded near the waist. A password is required to locate the GPS, which the company says the wearer can simply change when she doesn't want to be found.

Lucia Lorio says the system is more of a safety device than a tool for jealous boyfriends, though I'm less convinced. The system works worldwide, and requires a monthly service fee.

Posted by Fletch on November 4, 2008 | Comments (0)